About the JEL Family |
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 John is
a swarthy jock-scholar who loves banjos, chocolate, and terrifying the cat with his preternatural sneezing. Widely acknowledged as America's Favorite Dancer,
he enjoys watching romantic comedies and ranting in traffic. John hopes someday to be nominated for the Supreme Court and/or Papacy.
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 Emma is an outrageously tall 9th grader, athletic multi-tasker, and
booty-popping enthusiast. When not tormenting telemarketers or impersonating midgets, Emma enjoys collecting fake
teeth (see photo) and creating unpublishable profiles on Match.com. |
 Lisa is pretty much the biggest nerd you'll ever meet.
For example, just last weekend she played role-playing video games, read War and Peace, did logic problems, and
finished a paint-by-number of a horse. No, seriously. Dork-a-rama. |
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